Nicole: So what are we? I mean, is it some kind of brain disease?
Chance: No, it's, uh... It's a propensity to compulsion. Think of it as a genetic predisposition.
Nicole: To being fucked up?

Winter: You saved me.
Chance: You'd have done the same.
Winter: I would like to think so. But I don't think so. I've done some things I know are bad and, and I don't think I would take them back, even if I could. How do you feel about saving my life now?

D: Barrio Cazadores. Your tattoo, the hunters, Tijuana gang. You affiliated?
Lorena: It was another life.
D: Is that where your baby's daddy is?
Lorena: You don't take girl's out a whole lot, do you?
D: No. How'd you become a murderer's maid?

Lyndsay: You know, trespassing is a crime.
Winter: Yeah, I know that. What am I gonna tell 'em? That Detective Hynes broke into my house and rearranged my shirts? I wouldn't even have known he was here except he stole my rock. I would tell me to fuck off.

Chance: She broke a girl's nose.
D: I didn't tell her to do that. Just showed her how.
Chance: Yeah, you showed her how, all right. How to get fucking suspended and probably expelled from a public school. How to go to prison for assault. She's 16, D. She's a child.
D: A confident member of the tribe who isn't afraid to stand up for themselves. Who's ready to deal on her own with the reality of the world.
Chance: What are you, a life coach? Listen to yourself.
D: This isn't a half-empty glass. This fucking glass is full. If she was my kid, I'd take her out for fucking ice cream and nunchucks.

Winter: You know, I'm actually speaking at a thing... that you might like. It's a conference on mixed reality.
Lucy: Oh! Um, yeah. Uh... It's just with work and my kid, it's a little hard to get away for last-minute stuff.
Winter: You're a mom.
Lucy: Yeah, the single kind.

Lorena: You ever kill anybody?
D: Nobody anyone would miss.

Chance: Who's Stevie? In the ER before they took you down for your scan you said the name Stevie.
Winter: Buckle up, doctor. I think we're going on an adventure.

D: Hey, how come you didn't scream? When you saw me in the house?
Lorena: 'Cause you're not scary.

Chief Investigator Barry Gilyard: This guy is hitting on all the dirtbag landmarks.
Chance: Ronny's trying to put this on someone else? Who?
Gilyard: He's floating a story about being on a bus and seeing his wife walking with some white guy, but by the time he got off the bus, they were gone of course.
Chance: So you don't believe him?
Gilyard: Sure, I do. Also, Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered by Colombian drug dealers.

You ever break into my apartment again, I'll stab YOU in the fuckin' eye.

Hynes [to D]

Carl: So, what now?
D: How about now, Winter goes away?
Hynes: Meaning what, exactly?
D: Meaning someone stabs him in the fuckin' eye.

Chance Season 2 Quotes

Chance: Do you have something you want to say to me?
Nikki: You're gonna die pretty soon if you don't stop picking fights with random assholes like that dummy in the truck.
Chance: I just wanted him to shut up. Don't you feel like that sometimes?

Lucy: She's nice... boss lady.
Chance: Dr. Clayton, yeah, she's very nice.
Lucy: If you weren't already hitting that, I'd tell you to.
Chance: I'm not hitting anyone!
Lucy: Okay.
Chance: No, seriously, I'm not.
Lucy: Gotcha.

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