Max: Now you're being needy.
Ariel: Needy? What's your problem?
Max: It's not a good look.

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Mario: Stop trying to be bros. This is a hospital, not a frat house.
Angus: Says the guy dating his coworker.

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Ethan: What's wrong with you today?
Rox: What do you mean?
Ethan: If this is about...
Rox: Uh, the two of us almost dying in a forest fire?
Ethan: And spooning in an aluminum burrito.

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Dancer: You think you're strong enough to lift me in the air?
Elliot: Uh, uh, I don't know.
Dancer 2: He's strong enough. He's Hercules. [other girls mummer in agreement and start chanting Hercules!]
Jesse: Excuse me! Excuse me! [pause] It's *Dr.* Hercules, ladies.

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Colonel Willis [to Elliot]: If you were my soldier, I'd make you drop and give me fifty. In fact, drop and give me fifty!
Ethan: Don't have to do that.
Colonel Willis: You don't *have* to do anything but pay taxes and die. But can you?

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