We are going to need the UN for conflict resolution.

Rebecca

That's girl for follow me.

Rebecca

Hands up cowboy and hold them up in the air where I can see them.

Pedersen

For 90 days we're going to torture her with advanced care and on day 91 she's going to die.

Simon

Is it just me, or am I just super good at this and you guys are just painfully slow.

Simon

I'm impressed, Dr. Trang. You know, letting your inner bastard shine.

Simon

Congratulation. You are the proud father of a tapeworm.

Rebecca

You're going to have to give me a sample, my friend and not the kind that goes tinkle.

Bobby

If you're eating like a linebacker and fainting like a debutante, nutrients are clearly not being absorbed.

Bobby

I've seen the Jerry McGuire dvd three times. He makes money to be an agent. So much money they show it to him.

Vans

Ariel: Why aren't you this sick?
Graham: Because I had one kabob. You had twenty-three.

I think I just threw up a french fry from 1988.

Ariel

Combat Hospital Season 1 Quotes

Rebecca: I know what a combat landing is. I read the manual.
Flight crew: Did the manual say many of our passengers throw up?

Rebecca: You were right. Nothing prepared me for this place.
Marks: What can I say. Welcome to Kandahar.