Eli: Shouldn't you be busy trying to hit on someone's fiancée?
Matt: Oh I'm busy with yours, actually.

Matt: I just think you, of all people, just wanted her to be happy.
Eli: And going out with you, she's that how?
Matt: Ha! That's funny!

But I don't care! People's got to stand up for what they believe in, Mr. Stone. We've got to... (Eli and Mosley in unison) ...live brave.

David Mosley

(to Eli) Don't say it. You even start to say "I told you so" and I am violating my Hippocratic Oath on your jaw.

Nate

Maggie: Did you ask me to work on this case with you so you wouldn't have to work on it with Matt?
Taylor: If I answer "no," would that prevent you from ever uttering a word of this to Eli?

Eli: Patti, do you notice something strange about Maggie?
Patti: I don't notice anything other than strange about that girl.

Maggie: I just want to thank you for asking me to join you on this case. I've mostly worked under men at the firm, Like Eli. But I've always thought that I'd really benefit from the experience of working besides an older woman. Not "older" as in "old," I meant older as in "seasoned."
Taylor: I'm beginning to understand why you eat lunch at your desk alone.

Eli: It's a welcome-back gift from your personal week. How was it?
Patti: Personal.

Eli: Sir, you're unusually quiet. Are you feeling okay? (touches Jordan's sleeve)
Jordan: I feel fine. Don't ever touch me again.

Eli: If you don't mind me asking, why me? Why did you come to me?
George Michael: Well, you might think I'm the odd one now. But (brief pause) the other night I had a dream, and in the dream I was completely lost when someone told me I needed to find a lawyer. (pauses) Named Eli Stone.

Eli: What was the song again?
George Michael: I Want Your Sex.
Eli: Sorry, you're not my type. (chuckles) It's a joke.

Eli: (pointing to George Michael) Brad, do you know who this is?
Brad: Yes, Bono!

Eli Stone Season 1 Quotes

Lenore: So, his father and I went outside to find Eli naked covered in feathers and chocolate syrup.
Eli: Thanks, Mom. [to Nathan] And thank you, too.
Nathan: Come on, I was ten. Just be glad I couldn't find tar.

Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause I-I was just diagnosed with a brain aneurysm, and that would be really bad timing on your part.

Eli Stone