I did play a little [football] in high school. I was pretty good for a Jew.

Ari

Barbara Miller has committed ten million dollars and agreed to work for free as the mascot. How about that? The L.A. Cougars.

Ari

Ari (after hanging up on Katzenberg): Call my wife. I may even take her to dinner. You go to dinner as well on me. You got a girl?
Jake: Not right now.
Ari: Well you want cash for a hooker? Either way.

Andrew! What a tragic time to be calling. I just landed an NFL team in Los Angeles and if you didn't blow your entire career up your nose you'd be banging cheerleaders up in a luxury box with us.

Ari

Don't try to get intimate with me Jake, it makes me uncomfortable.

Ari

Ping pong rally is on! It's gonna be a long day for Uncle Jesse.

Drama

Jerry: How would you like to own an NFL team Mr. Gold?
Ari: I love you - I love it.

Mrs. Ari: [This chandelier] is murano glass and it was originally owned by Sophie Loren.
Ari: I'd rather look at nude photos of her original body.

Lizzy: I'm not asking you because I need you, but I'm on the verge of signing an executive producer from Glee.
Ari: I don't sing.

That's not my hat, is it bro?

Drama

This family's going to own an NFL team and we're going to talk about it 24 hours a day.

Ari

Lizzie: Ari, I'm not satisfied.
Ari: Sorry kid. I'm not the guy that's going to satisfy you.

Entourage Season 7 Quotes

He comes from a family of method actors. They'll eat glass if it's in the script.

Ari [on Cassavetes]

Even with a million-man army you sometimes have to do the grunt work yourself. Saddam Hussein had to hang a few without his assistants.

Ari