Fargo: Hello, cop types. Bad guys are not going to find themselves
Carter: Is he getting bossier?
Jo: I kind of like it.

Carter: Ah, you likey the science talk.
Allison: A little bit.
Stark: I likey to barf.

Allison: You were exposed Grant, who are you seeing?
Carter: Tall leggy blonde, slinky red dress.

Carter: Geez, put a shirt on!
Stark: This is your imagination.

Seriously Farto, is there anything you are not afraid of? How about bunny rabbits?

Jessica Lansky

Carter: I just don't get it
Stark: Its science Carter, nobody expects you to get it.

Hey Carter, all done playing doctor with your robot?

Stark

Carter: You're dead, or undead.
Stark: (looks in mirror) Nope, not a vampire.

That never stops being creepy.

Carter

Hard to be the big dog with your tail between your legs.

Jessica Lansky

Zoe asked me advice about her new guy. Her new guy is my *old* guy?!

Jo

Carter: Some homecoming huh?
Zoe: It certainly wasn't dull.

Eureka Season 4 Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.