Monica: She is unbelievable, our mother is...
Ross: Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
Monica: Oh God!

Ross: (About thinking Chandler was gay) No no, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...

(To Chandler) When I first met you... I thought maybe, possibly, you might be... but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.

Rachel

Friends Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

(About Rahcel getting a phone call from Paolo) So, he's calling from Rome. I can call from Rome. All I have to do is go to Rome.

Ross

Ross: (High from pain medication) Rachel. Rachel Rachel. I love you the most.
Rachel: (Humoring him) Oh, well you know who I love the most?
Ross: No.
Rachel: You!
Ross: Oh... you don't get it!
(He passes out.)