Friends Season 3 Episode 12: "The One with All the Jealousy" Quotes

Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich. Why don't you guys get a magician?
Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my beer with his butt cheeks, then all right.

(To Ross about Rachel) You could send her a musical bug, no... wait you've already done that.

Chandler

(Singing)
Mr. Pretentious, you think there's no one finer!
Well your poems are unpublished and you work in a diner!
You're no God's gift to women - That's all in your head!
You are just a buttmunch!
(One singer singing)
No one likes a buttmunch!
(All singing)
And you're also bad in bed!

Barbershop Quartet

Friends Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Phoebe: How was last night with Julio, seorita?
Monica: It was so amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta show you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.

Ross: I'm sorry, I was an idiot.
Rachel: A big idiot.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Gunther: (Eavesdropping) Let it be me! Let it be me!

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