Friends Season 2 Episode 2: "The One with the Breast Milk" Quotes
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Rachel: Oh, well that works out good cause I'm not listening.
Monica: I feel terrible. I really do.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Phoebe: (About the breast milk) You won't even taste it?
Ross: No.
Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk.
Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
Chandler: Carol, I was just wondering if... Joey could ask you questions about breastfeeding?
Carol: Sure.
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Carol: Well, it did at first but not anymore.
Joey: Oh. Chandler?
Chandler: So uh, how often can you do it?
Carol: As much as he needs.
Joey: Oh okay, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie. That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Monica: But I'm--
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
(Julie leaves; Ross joins the gang)
Ross: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Monica: You're welcome.
Phoebe: (Barking) Woof, woof.
Carol: You think my breast milk's gross?
Susan: Oh, this should be fun.
Ross: No no, Carol... it's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults.
Chandler: Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike.
Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Joey: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it.
Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were... shopping.
Rachel: Oh. Oh, my God.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Rachel: Yeah, right. Sure!
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Rachel: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.
Monica: That is not true!
Rachel: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Ross: It's breast milk.
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person!
