Friends Season 3 Episode 18: "The One with the Hypnosis Tape" Quotes

(About his briefcase) You know, I forgot the combination to this a year ago? I just carry it around.

Chandler

Monica: The only reason you want to go out with me is because of the blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.
Pete: Well, if that were true I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out, it was just plain awkward.

Voice on Tape: You are a strong, confident woman who does not need to smoke... (Tape cuts off)
Joey: (On tape) Joey is your best friend... You want to make him a cheese sandwich every day... You also want to buy him hundreds of dollars of pants...

(Takes a drag off of Chandler's cigarette) Oh, Dark Mother ... once again I suckle at your smoky teat.

Gunther

Friends Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Phoebe: So, how was your day?
Frank: Oh, well just probably the worst one since I've been alive.
Phoebe: What, mm, what happened?
Frank: Um, Alice, ah, she, ah, called it off.
Phoebe: Oh no. Did, um, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, you know. But I don't see how I could all of the sudden be too young, 'cause I'm older than I was when we first got together.

Rachel: (About Pete's tip) Oh, my God. I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. Oh, this is just so exciting.
Monica: Or incredibly offensive.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sure, that too.

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