Friends Season 1 Quotes
Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
Rachel
Celia: Say something... hot.
Ross: (Panicked) Er... um...
Celia: What?
Ross: Um... uh... vulva.
Chandler: I just don't want to be one of those guys who sits in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: The WENUS?
Chandler: Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term.
Rachel: Oh, that WENUS.
Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (Starts to leave)
Monica: Ten dollars an hour.
Rachel: No.
Monica: Twelve dollars an hour.
Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.
Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Joey: It's creamier.
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, ya know?
Monica: (About the appetizers) Hey, maybe this'll cheer you up.
Chandler: Oh, you know, um, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
Chandler: Well, it is amouzing...
Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there.
Janice: (To Chandler) I bought you something.
Chandler: Is it loaded?
C'mon, man, she's needy. She's vulnerable. I'm thinking, cha-ching!
Joey
(To Ross) All you need is a woman who likes men and you're set.
Carol
(Ross looks at a beautiful woman passing by) Not her.
She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Joey
Phoebe: (While doing the ritual) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
