Friends Season 2 Quotes
Joey: (Watching the prom video) What is with your nose?
Rachel: They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum.
Chandler: Okay, I was wrong. That's what they used to cover Connecticut.
Phoebe: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: No, I'm all right, thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. Ooh, okay, you have got to give me a second, I want to get this just right. (Sticking out her gut, clearing her throat, and sniffing her nose; then in her best male voice) Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. (Going back to her normal voice) That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Phoebe: What's this?
Monica: That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
Chandler: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
(To Phoebe, about Rachel talking to another guy) Would you look at that guy? I mean how long has he been talking to her? It's like, back off buddy, she's a waitress not a geisha.
Ross
Interviewer: (Looking at Monica's rsum) Well, this all looks good.
Monica: Great.
Interviewer: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
Monica: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
No, no, you're, uh, you're my lobster. See, um, lobsters, uh, in the tank when, when they're old, uh, they get with, uh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and... Uh, Pheebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Ross
Ross: Hey guys.
Judy: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him?
Ross: No, he's at, uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
Jack: A woman in my office is a lesbian. I'm just saying.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.
Monica: Hi.
Jack: Hi.
Judy: Hi darling.
Monica: (About them bringing a box filled with her old stuff) So, what's this?
Jack: Some of your old stuff.
Judy: Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
Monica: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Jack: Gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't want to disturb them.
Monica: Oh, God forbid.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ah, so how many cameras are actually on you?
(About Ross and Rachel kissing) He's her lobster!
Phoebe
You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.
Phoebe
