Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 13: "Concert Interruptus" Quotes
Rory: So did you guys find it okay?
Paris: There's no sign on this street.
Rory: I know, that's why I told you to turn right at the big rooster statue.
Paris: I thought you were kidding.
Lorelai: Oh no, we never kid about Monty.
(trying to find a place to work on their debate for school)
Paris: My mother is having the entire place redone, she wants all evidence of my father out of there. So unless you want to sit on no furniture, while watching three Harvey Fierstein impersonators rip up the carpet and paint everything a ridiculous shade of white and call it 'angel's kiss' then we're going to have to find somebody else's house to go to.
Madeline: My brother has the measles.
Louise: My mom's having an affair.
Luke: What the hell do you think you're wearing?
Lorelai: Uh, a hat.
Luke: Take that off.
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Now that is not yours, take it off.
Lorelai: But I'll have hat hair!
Rory: We haven't argued about the hat.
Lorelai: What hat?
Rory: The one on your head, Annie Oakley.
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Are there crackers?
Lorelai: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers.
Rory: And in the Gilmore house?
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?