Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 4: "The Road Trip to Harvard" Quotes
Rory: You're going to stop before we drive into the Atlantic Ocean.
Lorelai: I'll try.
Rory: At least we'll know where we are.
Lorelai: Unless it's the Pacific.
(Turns on radio)
Radio: Coming up,a three song super set from Hootie and the Blowfish.
Lorelai and Rory: Aghhh!!!
Ladawn: And after you leave, I'm going to go do my favorite thing!
Lorelai: And what's that?
Ladawn: Read what you wrote in the guestbook.
Lorelai: Can you give us a 5 minute head start?
Ladawn: Beg your pardon?
Lorelai: Oh, wow! Sammy's AWOL, huh?
Ladawn: Hmm?
Lorelai: Oh, Sammy. It's like the first time that she hasn't been there on the stairs.
Ladawn: What, my Sammy?
Lorelai: Yes.
Ladawn: Oh, she's rarely ever on the stairs.
Lorelai: Oh no, she's always right there.
Ladawn: On the stairs?
Lorelai: Yes.
Ladawn: No, she has her favorite places, but not on the stairs.
Lorelai: There has not been one moment over our entire stay when she has not been right there.
Ladawn: On the stairs?
Lorelai: Yes.
Ladawn: Oh, she's hardly ever on the stairs.
Rory: Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.
Lorelai: Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke: There's no such thing.
Lorelai: (frustrated) How does the ink come out of pens?!
Luke: Okay, there is such a thing.
(to customers) We're closing early, chew it or lose it.
Luke
Lorelai: They're taller.
Rory: Not this again.
Lorelai: There's more of them!
Rory: Mom, the flowers on the wallpaper are not growing or reproducing.
Rory: I think we're lost.
Lorelai: We can't be lost, we don't know where we're going.
Know what's worse? I ate the fuzzy Certs. It tasted like keys.
Lorelai
Rory, I don't want to talk about this. I thought by saying 'enough' and cutting off the light, you would get the message, but apparently not. The skywriter will be here in a minute.
Lorelai
Ladawn: Watch out for Sammy.
Lorelai: Whoa!
Rory: That's either Sammy or the cat that ate Sammy.
(urging Rory to visit Harvard campus) Come on, you know you want to! Everyone else is doing it!
Lorelai
Emily: (looking at pictures) What is that?
Lorelai: That is a Harvard squirrel.
Emily: Oh, good grief!
Lorelai: Doesn't he look smart?
