(Luke spots Dean outside the diner and walks to him)
Luke: Stop right there.
Dean: What?
Luke: Where are you going?
Dean: To get coffee.
Luke: Wrong.
Dean: Excuse me?
Luke: You're not going in there buddy.
Dean: What are you talking about?
Luke: Turn around bag boy.
Dean: Are you serious?
Luke: Do you see a smile on my face?
Dean: No but what's different about that?
Luke: What's that supposed to mean?
Dean: It's just that you're not exactly known as the town crack up.
Luke: So you're a smart guy now, huh?
Dean: What are you doing?
Luke: Just exercising my right not to serve you.

(about breakups) I was thrown from a moving car once.


Lorelai: Forget about the meatball, honey. Just tell me what happened with Dean.
Rory: He just broke up with me, okay?
Lorelai: But I don't get it. This is Dean we're talking about here--he's crazy about you. He calls here 25 times a day. Have you seen the cover of his notebook? It's one inch away from stalker material!

She's been here five minutes and already has a date. I've been going to this school for nine years and I'm the french soda monitor.


Lorelai: It's 6:00!
Rory: I know.
Lorelai: It's 6:00 in the morning.
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: It's 6:00 on Saturday morning!
Rory: Do you want to wear Docs or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers!

Lorelai: I know there's more to the story than your telling me.
Rory: How do you know?
Lorelai: Becuase I've read every Nancy Drew book ever written. The one about the Amish country twice.

(Rory is throwing away things that remind her of Dean)
Lorelai: The sweater's brand new.
Rory: He saw me in it yesterday and he liked it.
Lorelai: Well, then he's got good taste.
Rory: He said it brought out the blue in my eyes.
Lorelai: Well, then he's gay.

I think I'm ready to wallow now.


Tristan: By the way, I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time... for a while.
Rory: Oh, that's okay.
Tristan:(with surprise) Uh, it is?
Rory:(pause) No. But you're sad.

There would be dancing at the Kim household - followed by a lot of praying - but initially, there would be dancing.

</i> Lane

Lorelai: Turn around.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: 14 hours of labor, that's why.

Lane: (after meeting Paris for the first time) Wow, you didn't exaggerate.
Rory: Paris needs no embellishment.

Gilmore Girls Season 1 Quotes

Lorelai: Wait, close your eyes and breathe. I smell snow.
Rory: Ah, it's that time of year.
Lorelai: Can't you smell it?
Rory: You know, it's like dogs and high-pitched noises. I think it's something only you can smell.
(Rory sits down next to Lorelai and pulls a blanket over the both of them)
Lorelai: I love snow.
Rory: Really, I had no idea.
Lorelai: Everything's magical when it snows, everything looks pretty. The clothes are great. Coats, scarves, gloves, hats.
Rory: Thermal underwear, wool socks, ear flaps.

Max: How about coffee? You like coffee?
Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.