[narrating] "We are left with a choice. Either let the guilt throw you back into the behavior that got you into trouble in the first place, or learn from the guilt and do your best to move on."

MEREDITH

MARK: "At least now you don't have to feel guilty anymore."
ADDISON: "Shut up."

"I'd buy the Bahamas. Or at least a Bahama. An island. You know, for eight million dollars, you could buy an island."

ALEX

ADDISON: "Well it seems that your IUD has dislodged from your uterus, hooked onto your husband's piercing and is embedded in your vaginal wall."
JENNIFER: "Did she say piercing?"
MEREDITH: "Daughter."
ADDISON: "Perfect."

IZZIE: "Hey, you're Addison Forbes Montgomery Shepard right? That's a lot of names, a lot of rich sounding names. You're rich, right? That's rude. That's a rude question. It's just that I'm rich now too."
GEORGE: "You're not rich until you deposit that check."
IZZIE: "Do you ever feel guilty?"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry?"
IZZIE: "Being rich. 'Cause I have all this money now and I don't really feel like I did anything to deserve it. And I can't really talk to my friends about it because... they're all so poor."
GEORGE: "Standing right here, Izzie."
ADDISON: "Deposit the check, Stevens. Just start there okay? And um, the guilt will wear itself out."

"I got fried chicken... extra crispy!"

GEORGE

MARK: "She told you. I've known you my whole life, I grew up with you so I know what you're thinking. That there is a year of your life wasted. Trying to make it work with Addison and you could have been with Meredith. That you could be happy right now. That all of this, everything... that you and Meredith could have had a real chance. Still, I thought you should know the truth. I thought I owed you that, as a friend."
DEREK: [walks away] "You're not my friend."

MEREDITH: "You're here, you're everywhere, and I can't not tell you. You know, I've been not telling you all day because I thought it was kind and I thought I was giving you space. But I can't not tell you because you're here and you're you and... I broke up with Finn."
DEREK: "Okay."
MEREDITH: "Okay, then. Okay. I told you."
DEREK: [leaves]

DEREK: "You know what I like? I like that we're civilized. We're these adult grown-up people who can be divorced and friendly. We deserve a medal."
ADDISON: "It wasn't a one night stand."
DEREK: "What?"
ADDISON: "Mark and I, it wasn't a one-night stand. I was in love with him. Or at least I thought I was. After you left, we lived together for two months. I wanted to believe that we could make it work, that I hadn't thrown my marriage away, that I hadn't thrown my life away on a fling. But he's Mark, and, well, I caught him with someone else, and then Richard called. We both had relationships with other people. We're both equally liable for everything, so please... take the brownstone."
DEREK: [pauses] "All I want is Seattle. I want Seattle and want never to see you again."

MARK: "Is that your boyfriend again?"
CALLIE: "I do not have a boyfriend."
MARK: "Then why the guilty face?"
CALLIE: "You were sexier when you weren't talking."

IZZIE: "Mer is the one with problems."
MEREDITH: "What is wrong with me?"
IZZIE: "Well, you haven't told McDreamy that you dumped McVet."
CRISTINA: "Oh, you hadn't done that yet?"
ALEX: "Dude, tell him already."
GEORGE: "She's scared."
MEREDITH: "I am not scared. Derek walked away. He walked away. And maybe that's a good thing. Maybe he's happier. Maybe he's moved on. He's got Addison here. He's got Mark here. He's got a lot to deal with. And I'm not gonna make him feel guilty. I mean, I am being an adult here and I'm not going to drag him into our whole... Izzie is the one with the big check!"
IZZIE: "I'm fine."

"What is that? That is 8 million. Eight million dollars does not like to have juice spilled on it."

GEORGE

Grey's Anatomy Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

ALEX: "Wasn't patient 349... Denny?
CRISTINA: "Eight million dollars could get us on a plane far far away from here."

COUNSELOR: "Derek says that neither of you brought any assets into the marriage."
ADDISON: "I had my trust fund, and a sparkling personality... uh, and a futon couch."
DEREK: "Yes, Addison had a very ugly, very heavy futon couch."
ADDISON: "Whatever happened to that couch?"
DEREK: "We gave it to Mark. She can have him."
ADDISON: "I don't want him."
DEREK: "Well that's settled. What else?"