Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 5 Episode 22: "What a Difference a Day Makes" Quotes
Bailey: It could be anything. It could be scar tissue.
Izzie: It's a tumor.
Bailey: You don't know that.
Izzie: Denny Duquette is standing right behind you. It's a tumor. Right Denny?
Denny: Yeah. It's good to see you Dr. Bailey.
Izzie: You can't see him because you don't have a tumor. But, he says hi.
Bailey: Tell Denny Duquette I said go home.
Izzie: It's a tumor.
Bailey: Wait and see.
Arizona: What went wrong last night?
Callie: Ah, I'm kinda busy here Arizona.
Arizona: I have 4 surgeries back to back, and a kid on life support. I'm kinda busy too. What went wrong?
Callie: Hey! That's not any better! Put him in the hall.
Arizona: We went out. To a 4 star restaurant, best in Seattle. It was supposed to be fun. Romantic. But, then you ordered a salad when they make the most delicious french food. Then you picked at it, barely spoke to me, and then bolted. So, what went wrong? I mean, did I do something?
Callie: I just wasn't feeling it, I was exhausted. Tired, sorry. HEY! I SAID THE HALL! The hall!
Callie: (on the phone) Yes or no? I need a yes or a no!
Mark: Hey.
Callie: Ok, I'll be here waiting!
Mark: You think Shepherd and Grey are gonna last? Like ah, 50 years last?
Callie: A semi, crashed into a bunch of college kids. On a day that I decided to take an extra shift in the ER. (on the phone) OH GREAT! THANK YOU! (slams phone) There's burns, digit amputations, nasty nasty facial lacerations. So, please don't anywhere, ok?
Mark: Relax.
Callie: You promise?
Mark: You're handling this.
Callie: I am handling... HEY! You can't put him here! I have doctors that need access!
Meredith: You wanted to see me Chief?
Richard: Derek was supposed to do this but he got pulled into something so, I said I'd give it to you.
Meredith: What?
Richard: Your wedding present. Not from me, it's from Derek. But, I have to over see it.
Meredith: I was supposed to get him a present?
Richard: Meredith...
Meredith: This is why weddings are so stupid. I mean, our life together should be the present. Not some stupid... Anyway, whatever it is Chief, I don't want it. So, tell Derek to take it back. Well, I'll tell him. I'll tell him to take it back.
Richard: He got you a colon.
Meredith: What?
Richard: A colon. It's nonrefundable, inflamed, it's about to go under anesthesia in OR 2. You really wanna say you don't want it?
Meredith: A solo surgery (smiling)
Richard: Happy wedding day Meredith.
Derek: You paged me?
Izzie: Yes. Did you get the cheque for the caterers, and the cash tips for the waiters?
Derek: Yes.
Izzie: Ah, did you write your vows?
Derek: Not yet, I will.
Izzie: Derek, you have to write your vows. What you say to Meredith, on this day, it's important. She'll remember it for the rest of her life.
Derek: Yeah, Izzie, I have patients. So, if you paged me to talk about the wedding I...
Izzie: That's not why I paged you.
Derek: I have a craniotomy to get to.
Izzie: He's back. Denny, he's back.
Derek: I'll page Dr. Bailey and we'll order an...
Izzie: An MRI. I know the drill.
Callie: I need beds and blood and interns, and Hunt. Where is Owen Hunt!
Becca: This is the biggest day of our lives.
Callie: WHERE IN THE HELL IS HUNT!
Cristina: How's it going with your shrink?
Owen: Ah, I'm doing better. Inch by inch. Progress is slow. It was your ceiling fan, above your bed. Blades spinning like blades of a chopper, um, my shrink said that was the trigger to me ah, choking you.
Cristina: Oh. You know we should probably get going...
George: How's Izzie?
Alex: Good.
George: Is her BP stable? If she's hypotensive she really shouldn't go to the wedding.
Alex: You let me worry about Izzie.
George: Alright. Do you have anything for us?
Alex: Anything good?
Callie: Nope. It's slow.
Alex: You don't say it's a slow day in the pit.
George: You never say it's slow! You just jinxed us.
Callie: It's a day, and it's slow.
Alex: Well, when that phone starts ringing with trauma's, you're gonna wish you hadn't said that.
Callie: (laughing) The phones not gonna ring, it's a slow day. (The phone rings) Go for seattle grace emergency.
George: I'll get the trauma gowns.
Callie: CRAP! CRAP CRAP! Incoming!
Izzie: Come on, don't leave me hangin Bailey. Wedding day!
Bailey: Wedding day! (high fives Izzie, and rolls her eyes)
Izzie: You just did that 'cause I have cancer. You didn't mean it!
Bailey: True.
Izzie: (Touches her head, and pulls out strands of hair) My hair's starting to fall out.
Denny: You still look good.
Izzie: I know what this means. You being here.
Denny: I'm sorry.
Izzie: I'm still going to the wedding.
Izzie: You should see the bridesmaid dresses. Awh, and the flowers! They're being delivered at 5. I had to pay extra for them to decorate the church, but, Derek gave me his credit card. Told me to do what I had to do. So... It's gonna be perfect.
Alex: How's her blood pressure?
Bailey: Within normal limits.
Alex: And her incision site?
Bailey: Ah, as expected 2 weeks after surgery.
Alex: Well, she just got of the IL2 8 hours ago. I mean, she could still have...
Izzie: Her mets are gone, her blood pressures fine. Her incision doesn't hurt, she's doing well. It's wedding day! And, I'm going to the wedding. I'm a bridesmaid... I'm going! Right Bailey?
Bailey: I said you could go.
Izzie: Wedding day! Up top Alex (puts her hand up for a high five)
Alex: (Kisses her on the forehead) I'll check on you later.
Cristina: You slept here?
Callie: I'm awake. What?
Cristina: You slept here? I slept here!
Callie: Um, how? Wait... who? What?
Cristina: I slept in the on call room.
Callie: Oh.
Cristina: I could have been at home in my own bed.
Callie: Sorry.
Cristina: Now I have to work all day, and then I have to be happy maid of honour and get Meredith down the aisle. I'm so tired, 'cause I slept here! 'Cause you wanted to get your freak on with roller skate girl.
Callie: I am sorry. I was gonna, but, we went to dinner and, things didn't... I wasn't in the mood. I had to be here early anyway, to run the ER, so...
Cristina: Oh, you're picking up extra shifts in the ER? So is ah, is Owen not here today?
Callie: Ah, he's here. Oh crap! I'm late. Hey.
Meredith: Hey.
Cristina: BIG DAY! Biggest day of your life!
Meredith: Don't do that! Don't do the peppy maid of honour thing, it's creepy!
Cristina: Really? Good. Wait... is this like the calm before the storm? Do you need me to drug you? Or shave of your eyebrows to numb you into submission?
Meredith: No! I'm fine. It's not the biggest day of my life. It's the biggest day of Izzie's life. I'm excited about the marriage, not some wedding. Anyway, she's the one that's gone all bridezilla.
Cristina: Briiiideeezillaaaaaaaaa...
Meredith: Just a normal day.
Derek: Normal day. Going to work.
Meredith: Just a normal day, that ends in a ceremony in a churchy church.
Derek: This has nothing to do with us, we're just the bride and groom.
Meredith: We're getting married tonight.
Derek: We're getting married tonight (smiles)
Meredith: (smiles back)
