We have a relationship, Mark. Part of that doesn't include you.

Arizona

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• Added: February 25, 2011

I'm not an eye guy. I don't know how this crap works.

Alex

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Maybe it's glaucoma. Hey, you can get a prescription for pot.

Alex

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Alex: Can you even see me?
Meredith: Yeah, and you look like a real moron. I need a real eye doctor.

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Yeah, well, you keep squinting like that, and you're going to get crow's feet, but I'm good at plastics. You want me to do something about that?

Alex

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• Added: February 25, 2011

I'm taking baby drugs to make my uterus less hostile...

Meredith

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• Added: February 25, 2011

You are always drumming up reasons to talk to that hot OB.

Meredith

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Everyone figures doctors are the most responsible people they know. They hold lives in their hands. They're not flakes. They don't lose track of important details or make stunningly bad judgment calls. 'Cause that would be bad, right?

Meredith

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• Added: February 25, 2011

The chronology escapes me, Richard.

Adele

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Mrs. Webber, I'm about to put a needle in your face. I'd be extremely grateful if you'd stop moving.

Mark

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Because even though you're whole rap is about self-confidence, you're about as self-assured as a chihuahua.

Lucy

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Pediatric surgeons can be heartless wretches. Some would argue that I'm a case in point. But social workers, on the other hand, are bleeding hearts.

Dr. Stark

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• Added: February 25, 2011