Callie: You can be the cool uncle that hangs out on Sundays.
Mark: I'm not the cool uncle. I'm the dad.

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So tell her. Do not wait until this kid comes out looking all Sloan-y.

Callie

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Milkshake time is not a thing.

Chief

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Arizona: I might be having Mark Sloan's baby.
Teddy: Oh good lord, he got to you too.

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Don't give me Bailey eyes.

Chief

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And Mark, you know, is human and clearly has good genes because he's both pretty and smart.

Arizona

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(pointing to Arizona and Mark) Lesbian lover. Baby daddy.

Callie

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It's like turning off the TV when Clarisse is knocking on the door of the house. It's silencing the lambs, and the lambs want to scream, Dr. Bailey. The lambs want to scream.

Lexie

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You know what's really fun and not at all depressing — Alzheimers research.

Derek

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I don't want to be the cool uncle. The cool uncle's only cool until the kid's like nine and then the cool uncle's just creepy.

Mark

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Derek: How can Meredith and I try for months and not have any luck and you look at someone and a baby appears.
Mark: Sloans are unusually fertile.

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Believe it or not, not everything I do is about competition.

Cristina

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