Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!

Park

He's always been a complicated child.

Blythe

If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.

No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.

Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.

This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.

Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.

Pains me to interrupt this collegial banter. Pains me even more to listen to it continue.

If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.

Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!

Thanks for all my help!

Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?

Chase

House Season 8 Quotes

That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.

House [to Dr. Adams]

Mendelson [regarding House's special attention to his cellmate]: Why you keep helping him out?
House: Yeah, why would I want to make sure that my homicidal cellmate is taking the right anti-psychotics?