Feeling better about those fencing lessons?

Chance

A stripper in a tiara does not constitute royalty.

Winston

Winston: Hey. You remember what I said about that place. They don't like strangers, so don't go up there screwing around or nothing. Just blend in and keep a low profile.
Chance: Hey, it's me!

Chance: Hi, I'm Christopher Chance. Your mom sent me.
Shaw: My mom, your not one of them?
Chance: Would we still be talking if I were?

Shaw: A mercenary with a heart of gold.
Chance: I prefer death retardant specialist.

Chance: Hey, you want to take Carmine for a walk?
Winston: No.
Chance: Neither do I, so this is how he gets his exercise.

Shaw: What's this for?
Chance: Travel money, so you can keep pushing your boulder uphill.

Dunn: Kendrick Tailor is a wrecking machine. You guys are picking a fight with him and I'm an idiot?
Winston: Watch this.

Winston: How the hell you get hit by accident in a staged fight?
Chance: I don't know, zigged when I should have zagged. It happens.

Prentiss: There's nothing more exciting than an unknown who makes a splash.
Chance: That's me, all about the splashing.

I was only half listening on the plane. What? It's better than not listening at all.

Chance

Chance: Fan of the fights?
Eva: Just here for the party.

Human Target Season 1 Quotes

People have secrets and secrets are dangerous, so what are you keeping from me?

Christopher Chance

In 3 hours one way or another this thing is going to be over.

Christopher Chance