Frank: You’re talking like you know me. Have we ever met?
Waiter: Let’s just move past this part.

• Permalink: Let’s just move past this part.
• Added: February 11, 2015

Mac: Bro you texted us 911 what’s the emergency?!
Charlie: Uh, well, our friendships in danger!

• Permalink: Uh, well, our friendships in danger!
• Added: February 11, 2015

Throw those god damn flowers in the trash.

Dennis

• Permalink: Throw those god damn flowers in the trash.
• Added: February 11, 2015

Frank: Don’t talk out loud to me!
Charlie: Roger that!

• Permalink: Roger that!
• Added: February 11, 2015

Dennis: We gotta get back in our apartment man.
Mac: Yeah I know, I hate Dee.
Dennis: Yeah I hate her.

• Permalink: Yeah I hate her.
• Added: February 11, 2015

Dennis: The one time we let you on the team instead of Charlie and all we get is back sass?! Do you even want to be on the team?Dee: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!

• Permalink: Yeah, yeah, I wanna be part of the team sorry!
• Added: February 11, 2015

The real threat is here at home! We gotta spy on Mac and Dennis.

Frank

• Permalink: The real threat is here at home! We gotta spy on Mac and Dennis.
• Added: February 11, 2015

Let’s not get crazy here, you’re always gonna be the butt of the jokes.

Dennis

• Permalink: Let’s not get crazy here, you’re always gonna be the butt of the jokes.
• Added: February 11, 2015

Mac: Did you do that?
Dennis: You know what? I think I did.
Mac: Yeah I think I saw you!

• Permalink: Yeah I think I saw you!
• Added: February 04, 2015

It could be the stairs, or the cleanliness.

Charlie

• Permalink: It could be the stairs, or the cleanliness.
• Added: February 04, 2015

Just do it Dee, just do it you god damn bitch! Ohhhh, that god damn bitch!

Charlie

• Permalink: Just do it Dee, just do it you god damn bitch! Ohhhh, that god damn bitch!
• Added: February 04, 2015

You move the god damn dumpster you bitch.

Charlie

• Permalink: You move the god damn dumpster you bitch.
• Added: February 04, 2015