Now go talk to the woman in the wig. I can't stand looking at you anymore.

Olaf

Olaf: Sunny, Sunny, Sunny.
Violet: Violet?
Olaf: Violet, Violet, Violet.

Violet: We are not going back to Count Olaf's house. Look at Klaus' face.
Hook: Oh, no, no, no, Baudelaires. Look at mine.

Violet: He calls us orphans.
Mr. Poe: You are orphans.

Olaf: My name is Yessica Haircut.
Mr. Poe: That's strange, I have an appointment for my haircut. Jacquelyn, please cancel my haircut.

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Quotes

Klaus: It could be a problem with the gears.
Violet: That would be a problem, I made them myself.

Mother: I'm worried about the children.
Father: Me, too. They're in danger, I know it.
Mother: We need to get to them.
Father: We need to get out of here first.
Mother: What's that thing Einstein said?