Lightman: What do you reckon?
Noah: About what?
Lightman: Do you still want to confess to a murder she didn't do?

Wallowski: Woah!
Lightman: I know, He is a total cipher, and I am gonna crack him if it's the last thing I do.

George: Ok, what do I do? You guys have a plan right?
Lightman: Oh Bollox, your about as much use as a back pocket in a shirt you are.

George: Who are you?
Wallowski: I am the cop on the other end of the wire he is wearing.

Sod George, I say nick his bike.

Lightman

Emily: Are you ready?
Lightman: I seriously doubt it.

Lightman: I bet Gillian said it was just what I need a couple of days in there.
Emily: A couple?
Lightman: Oye, enough of your lip.

Emily: Go on, tell me what happen.
Lightman: I nicked one of Amanda's muffins.
Emily: Why would you do that?
Lightman: Because it was sitting there looking all tasty.

Gillian: You attacked that orderly, can you tell me what was going through you mind at the time?
Lightman: the Bridge of his nose.

Lightman: I am nothing like my mother. Except for that time I mooned the Queen.
Amanda: Of England?!
Lightman: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.

Marcus: You sure about this?
Lightman: Not in the slightest, mate.

So what will it be, Jim? You swallow the lies and go quietly or die with your eyes open?

Lightman

Lie to Me Season 3 Quotes

Cal: You've frozen my assets.
Gillian: I froze our assets, Cal.
Cal: It's funny because I remember hiring you, but I don't remember marrying you.

Cal: Well even so, I'd call the cops if I were you.
Bank Manager: And tell them what? The "facial tick" guy says we're about to get robbed?