Happiness is fleeting and we don't live forever.

Dani

Joe: You sponsor shopping.
TK: Yes and it's kind of like speed dating except slower and less sexy.

Fan: I even bleed Hawks red.
TK: We all bleed red, it's kind of a human thing man.

Matt: It's like he's Dr. Hyde.
Dani: It's Mr. Hyde. Jeckyll's the doctor.

Sobriety is war, Terrence and you can't win any war without losing some battles.

Dani

Which is worse, regretting what you did or what you didn't do?

Dani

You know you get more traffic here at night than a 7-11.

Roni

Mom's always the insulter not the insultee.

Dani

I'm just looking at this turkey like he's chillin'. What did he ever do to me?

TK

I've shot turkey before but it's always been wild and followed by a hangover.

TK

It's like they're actively trying to end people's careers out there.

Matt

You trying to bromance me into throwing you the ball?

Rex