I'm just suppose to help people put themselves back together and you know, he's in a bunch of pieces.

Dani

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• Added: August 29, 2012

I'm the chocolate nougget in the middle of this tootsie pop.

TK

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• Added: August 29, 2012

I'm real sorry about Spring break 2008.

TK

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• Added: August 29, 2012

I am sorry for all the pain I've caused all of those super models.

TK

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• Added: August 29, 2012

It's rehab right now or you will be cut from the New York Hawks.

Matt

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• Added: August 29, 2012

I need this for the tweethab. You know, tweeting from rehab.

TK

• Permalink: I need this for the tweethab. You know, tweeting from rehab.
• Added: August 29, 2012

I promise I will only kill you with kindness and not with biscotti.

Dani

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• Added: August 29, 2012

I am a decapitating mother monster.

Jeanette

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• Added: August 22, 2012

I don't know usually means I don't want to tell you.

Dani

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• Added: August 22, 2012

This team has compromised me in ways that I never even knew existed.

Dani

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• Added: August 22, 2012

She broke the rules, I broke Raul.

Ted

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• Added: August 22, 2012

Right now I'm a little busy trying to save all of our asses before this goes public.

Nico

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• Added: August 22, 2012