You are gonna have to look in the mirror because the pot is definitely calling the black. Screwing is all you do.

Charlotte

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Mark: What the Hell do you care, Sam?
Sam: I just care.

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I care about Mark Sloan. I loved him once... sure, he's got a screwed up moral compass. But so do I.

Addison

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Mark: Plastics.
Charlotte: Sexology.
Mark: Sexology? God, I love L.A.

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Sloan is a Dachshund. Dachshunds like to eat poop.

Sam

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I'm not the one that blew up the house.

Dell

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Mark Sloan had you naked within an hour of his arrival. Now, what does that say to you?

Sam

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Hi. Did you sleep with Mark Sloan on the floor of your office?

Naomi

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I said put something on top of it. Don't put something on me!

Addison

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Addison: When did we get so...
Mark: OLD!
Addison: I was gonna say "sad."

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Cooper: She's crazy cakes!
Violet: That's your diagnosis?
Cooper: Crazy cakes!

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Mark: What are you laughing at?
Pete: Nothing. Saving the world one boob job at a time?

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