Carrie: I'm also smoking again. I'm smoking and sleeping with Big. Feel free to delete me out of your palm pilot.
(Carrie reaches for her pack of cigarettes)
Miranda: Gimme one.
Carrie: Really?
Miranda: I think I need it.
Carrie: Oh, you are such a good friend.

Carrie: Okay, I have something to tell you and your not going to like it. And believe me I would rather tell anyone but you, but I have to...
Miranda: Okay!
Carrie: Cause, I need your help...
Miranda: Okay!
Carrie: I'm having an affair with Big.
Miranda: I swear to God, I think my heart just stopped.

Nurse: Do you have sex?
Samantha: Yes
Nurse: Do you have anal sex,
Samantha: Yes.
Nurse: Do you have oral sex,
give, receive?
Samantha: Yes, yes.
Nurse: Do you swallow?
Samantha: Only when surprised.
Nurse: Do you use condoms?
Samantha: Yes.
Nurse: What kind of condoms?
Samantha: Trojan, Lifestyle, Chic, Wet n Wild...
Nurse: No, I meant, latex, lamp-skin?
Samantha: Oh, yes, yes.
Nurse: How many sexual partners have you had?
(silence from Samantha, nurse looks at her)
Samantha: I'm counting. (thinks) This year?

Sex and the City Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Charlotte: I'm getting married in three weeks how would you feel if somebody did this to me?
Carrie: I would kill them.

Carrie; I have to go.
Big: Hey, Carrie, thanks for being here. I'll call you.
Carrie: For what? We're so over, we need a new word for over.