Carrie: I could not get a cab.
Stanford: So what do you do, grab onto a bumper and let one drag you here?
Carrie: Stop, I was up all night. I need a coffee the size of my head.

Miranda: I'm impressed, not dumping us for a guy.
Samantha: Is that the kind of girl you think I am?

(Charlotte is reading a magazine article)
Miranda: How is that helping? This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely.

Sex and the City Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections, smoking/non-smoking, single/non-single?

Carrie

Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.
Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!