Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes
Please go to sleep. Shh....please, I beg you, here...gives dog the alarm clock... this is supposed to be your mom's heart beating or something.
Miranda
Miranda: Okay, this is it. I'm so sick of you being the kid here, I cannot be in charge all the time. We're supposed to be equals, partners, you think we can have a baby, we can't even have a puppy together.
Steve: We're just going through a rough patch here.
Miranda: This isn't a rough patch Steve, this is it, all the time, and it's not good.
Miranda: This isn't gonna work Steve.
Steve: There's good stuff here.
Miranda: Not enough. A baby would have been a quick fix for something that cannot be fixed.
Two minutes later, Aidan still hadn't come back, suddenly my life was all about timing. All the right things, said at all the wrong times. My past, coming back way too fast, and my future taking way too long to come home.
Carrie
Carrie: I'm sure you have your bad traits?
Aidan: Yep!
Carrie: And they will be?
Aidan: Alphabetically?
Carrie: Yeah, whatever you got. I mean, it's all gonna come out eventually so I'd like to know now, and that way I can decide if I'd like to deal with it or not.
Aidan: Oh, this is the strangest two blocks I've ever walked.
And then I realized it. What was wrong was, for the first time in my life, I was in a relationship where absolutely nothing was wrong.
Carrie
Carrie: It's just smooth sailing, nothing but calm seas and blue horizons, as far as the eye can see. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Miranda: Absolutely! There's not a cloud in sight.
Carrie: We adore each other, we have fun together, we mesh.
Charlotte: And that is a problem?
Carrie: No, it's just, well, it's just, it feels odd. You know, I'm used to the hunt, and this is effortless. It's, just, it's freaking me out.
Samantha: I totally understand, you're not getting the stomach flip.
Miranda: Which is really just a fear of losing the guy.
Carrie: Maybe I'm just not used to someone who doesn't do the ever seductive withholding dance.
Miranda: But you know, there is an upside to being with a guy with no surprises. I mean, Steve is completely predictable, but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe.
Carrie: Are you dating a man or a mini-van?
Miranda: Read into it what you will, but my new favorite thing to do on a Saturday night is Steve's laundry, and I have never been happier.
Samantha: Your relationship is my greatest fear realized.
(to Carrie) I totally understand your dilemma, and from my experience honey, if he seems to good to be true, then he probably is.
Samantha
I don't believe this! Now we're dumping guys for being too available! This is all solid proof of what I've been reading in this great new book. It says that if you really want to get married, you shouldn't be spending so much time around dysfunctional single women.
Charlotte
Carrie: Why are you still single?
Aidan: Why are you still single?
Carrie: Don't do that, don't be cute, I hate when guys act all cute... blah!
(Silence from Aidan)
Carrie: What?
Aidan: Waiting for an apology.
Carrie: Okay, I'm a bitch, I'm sorry. But you should know I get a tad bitchy from time to time.
