Lex: I hear you're escorting the birthday girl. Nice work.
Clark: (monotone) We're just going as friends.
Lex: Sure you are. Hope you got her a nice gift.

Clark: Time to revisit the fat-sucking vampire theory.
Chloe: You know if you hadn't been there, he probably would have died, Clark.
Clark: What I can't figure out is why anyone would want to steal body fat.
Chloe: I know, it takes eating disorders to a whole new level.

I don't care about the past - I believe in the power to reinvent yourself.


Cutting the heads off supermodels. It's kind of redundant, isn't it?


Smallville Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Don't touch that! You're not sterile and you're not me.

Dr. Hamilton

Lex: I heard the quarterback couldn't make it. Too bad.
Lana: I knew you'd be devastated.