The League Season 4 Quotes
Where do you put Chalupa Batman to bed? In the pantry or the freezer section?
Ruxin
We're brothers! It's weird if I DON'T sit on your lap!
Taco
My defenses are looking weaker than a drunk single girl in her thirties at her little sister's wedding.
Ruxin
I love this place, it is awesome! It's right down the street from the dog grooming van where I get my hair cut. And I don't need wi-fi, because my neighbors have sex all the time and I can see them.
Taco
She looks like she belongs on a beer poster, and I look like the guy who makes you answer riddles before you cross a bridge.
Ruxin
It's like listening to Kevin and Jenny have sex. Two minutes of silence, and then tears.
Taco
Next time, jerk off in your van like a gentleman.
Taco
I got two tickets to Salad-ise!
Andre
Repair Guy: I don't know who teaches a dog to bark at someone's dick!
Taco: This guy does!
Taco: They left for their cruise, so they asked me to take care of Dicko.
Kevin: You know it's Ditka.
Taco: Kevin, can I use your TV to play Sega Genesis? I just got 'Joel Madden Football,' and I'm getting good at it.
Ruxin: 'Joel Madden Football'?
Taco: Yeah, he's the drummer of Good Charlotte. I guess he just really likes football or something.
I'm gonna install a safe word, so that if I ever feel uncomfortable during the game, I'm gonna say 'Fidelio,' and you guys will know what to do.
Andre
