The New Pope
Mondays 9:00 PM on HBOThe New Pope Season 1 Quotes
I detest politics and gossip in equal measure but even in this small state of ours, even the Pope can't avoid matters of vulgarity.
Pope John
Sharon Stone: Cant the Bible be upgraded?
Pope John: The Bible isn't an iPhone.
Voiello: How's the movie?
Advisor: Caca.
I have been a part of the minority my entire life. In fact, I belong to such a small minority that I am the only member.
Voiella
How many breaths now before he gives a sign?
Pope John
Sharon Stone: Your Holiness.
Pope John: Miss Stone, please. I would be eternally grateful that during the course of our conversation that you avoided the crossing and recrossing of your legs.
Sharon Stone: Sure.
Sister Lisette: If we suspend our strike, what will we get in return?
Voiello: Wi-fi.
Many, far too many, members of the clergy believe that love is an infinite meadow, and they're allowed to pick all the flowers they want. But they are not picking flowers. They are ripping plants from the earth and assuring, by their actions, that in the scorched and barren soil they've defiled, nothing more will ever grow.
Pope John
Seeing you around all these men makes me swell with pride.
Tomas
I never answer questions in the evening, especially after three glasses of champagne.
Pope John
You're just a Sunday morning Christian.
Fabiano
Pope John Paul: Marilyn Manson doesn't know who I am.
Sofia: Marilyn Manson doesn't know who he is.
