I'm really impressed. It was pathetic, but you didn't quit.

Tina

I respect the hell out of your sonic acumen, but your coyotes sound f*cking stupid.

Director

Tina: Who wears pantyhose?
Michelle: Kate f*cking Middleton

Yea, it's kissing, neck kissing, boob grab, genital touching, get the pillow.

Michelle

It's that every part of my life... I know what it's going to look like.

Michelle

Tina: What is your plan?
Alex: After I eat these Oreos? Or before?

You're a mess.

Brett

You need to know when to fold them. You need to know when to kick them in the nuts.

Alex

Alex: Why hasn't he texted you back yet?
Tina: He's on a scarab boat. It goes so fast, it doesn't have reception.

Togetherness Season 1 Quotes

You need to know when to fold them. You need to know when to kick them in the nuts.

Alex

Alex: Why hasn't he texted you back yet?
Tina: He's on a scarab boat. It goes so fast, it doesn't have reception.