Joey: (About Chandler's third nipple) I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin. Ross: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was? Joey: I don't know. You see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex. Ross: No kidding? Rachel: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do? Ross: What? Rachel: I'd wait. Ross: You'd wait? Rachel: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait... then I'd wait some more. Ross: Really? Rachel: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if she begs, she pleads, she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man. That just means it's working. Ross: Women really want this? Rachel: More than jewelry.