Recap

The guys learn Phoebe has a green card marriage with a Canadian ice dancer; Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel about Julie.

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Friends
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Episode Number:
4
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Friends Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Joey: (Watching his porno) Shh, okay, here I come, here I come. See I'm coming to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinking what do I do, what do I do?... so I just watch them have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line: "You know that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work my friend.
Joey: Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am...

Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Ross: No kidding?
Rachel: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
Ross: What?
Rachel: I'd wait.
Ross: You'd wait?
Rachel: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait... then I'd wait some more.
Ross: Really?
Rachel: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if she begs, she pleads, she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man. That just means it's working.
Ross: Women really want this?
Rachel: More than jewelry.