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When Mac learns his transvestite ex-girlfriend has completed her operation and marries another man, he fights gay marriage!

Meanwhile, Dennis finds a way to relate the situation to himself... why isn't he married yet?  Dennis calls his old high school sweetheart and marries her on a whim.

When Charlie injures his back, he and Frank decide to get gay married for the insurance benefits.  Turns out neither has to have their dick cut off and sold to China.

Sweet Dee ends up sleeping with her married high school crush, Bill Ponderosa, brother of Dennis' now wife, Maureen.


It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Episode 1 Quotes

Dennis: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember, feelings right?
Mac: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Dennis: Do you?
Mac: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
Dennis: What I'm saying is a built up a shell.. a shell around myself. A cold, calculated shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.

Mac: Why are you jamming me up, bro?
Gym Manager: I'm not trying to jam you up, I just don't believe you.
Mac: What is not to believe? I'm absolutely Dennis Reynolds.
Gym Manager: This picture looks nothing like you.
Mac: Well, thank you, cause I've actually packed on about fifteen to twenty pounds of solid bulk muscle since that picture was taken. It's actually a testament to your gym.