What does the future hold for a certain couple on Private Practice? Did last night serve as a series finale on Heroes?

You've sent in the questions** and our staff is here with the pressing answers. Our TV Fanatic Forecast peers into the future and reports on the following topics...

I am so sad Ali left on The Bachelor last night. She and Jake were MFEO (made for each other)! Will she come back like Ed did last season? Will she be the next Bachelorette? - Jen, Fair Lawn, NJ
We can't say for sure if she makes a "surprise" return, a la Ed (and Reid) last summer, but we do know she's not in Jake's final two. Nor, our sources reveal, is Gia.

With Richard ousted as Chief, is James Pickens, Jr., also leaving Grey's Anatomy? - Karen, Atlanta, GA
Nope. The Chief looks to be making amends for falling off the wagon, as evidenced by photos from the February 18 episode, "Time Warp," in which we'll also get a major glimpse into his past relationship with Ellis Grey via a series of flashbacks.

Will Sam and Naomi really let Maya get married on Private Practice? - Sherri, Las Vegas, NV
Sam will be walking Maya down the aisle in two weeks. Whether the deal is sealed is up in the air ...

What's this I hear about a Gossip Girl wedding? Please tell me it's CHAIR! - Kelli, Staten Island, NY
No need to take the ferry into Manhattan and crash this party, girl. Unless you're really psyched about Dorota and Vanya getting hitched.

I can't believe Dom is missing and unaccounted for on NCIS: Los Angeles. The promo for this week makes it seem like Kensi's in danger too. What gives? - Randy, Plano, TX
Kensi's not as expendable as Dom, so despite executive producer Shane Brennan's claim that no one is safe among the cast, don't look for Daniela Ruah's character to be offed this evening. It looks like she barely escapes meeting her maker, however.

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The impressive list of Modern Family guest stars just added another name.

To Ed Norton, Elizabeth Banks and Minnie Driver, we can now add Justin Kirk.

Best known for his hilarious turn on Weeds as Nancy Botwin's brother-in-law, Andy, Kirk will play the owner of a clothing line on the ABC sitcom. He'll interact with Mitchell, who quits his law firm and comes aboard Kirk's company as its legal council.

The character will be named Lee Keizler and Kirk is currently booked for one episode in the spring.

Fashion week brings nothing but the crazies out for everyone on Ugly Betty this Wednesday at 10pm.

Betty gets assigned to cover a meaningless fashion show. There, she finds a new designer, Marisa, who really catches her eye. Before Betty can label her as one of the top 10 Designers to Watch, Marc comes and blows Betty's story out of the ballpark.

Meanwhile, Claire's illegitimate son Tyler (Neal Bledsoe) comes to New York to find her, while Daniel somehow gets seduced into modeling.

Although out of a job, Helen(Kristen Johnston)  impresses Amanda with her sewing capabilities. Will this mean a new career on the horizon?

It will definitely be worth tuning into - if for anything - the Suarez house mysteriously catches fire!

Check out a few episode stills from "Smokin' Hot" after the jump!

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When South Park first came on the air in 1997, it was the most offensive cartoon and featured some of the worst animation possible and wow did we love it!  While the show is entering its fourteenth season next month, that doesn't stop us from fondly remembering the amazing first season.

Before the show became so satirical of current events, the show focuses mostly on four elementary school boys and the crazy town of South Park around them.  The first season had some classic episodes that we still think of whenver we think of South Park including "Starvin' Marvin," "Mecha-Streisand" and, of course, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."

Even the songs were a phenomenon.  In the days before Youtube, I remember friends emailing around clips of Kyle's "I'm a lonely Jew." 

Whether you're still a fan of the show or not, you can easily enjoy the collection of South Park quotes we're slowly building season by season.  Let's start with our favorites from season one:

Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No kitty, this is my pot-pie.
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No KITTY, THIS IS MY POT-PIE! MOM! Kitty's being a dildo!
Liane Cartman: Well then, I know a certain kitty-kitty whose sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cartman: What? | permalink

Uncle Jimbo: Now boys, boys, I, I need to get serious for a minute. I want you to understand a few basic rules of hunting, since this is your first time. First, don't ever walk with your gun unless the safety's on. Second, don't shoot anything that looks human and third, never spill your beer in the bullet chamber. | permalink

Cartman: Wait a minute, why the hell does he get an A-?
Mr. Garrison: Eric, Stanley just might lead our team to victory against the Middle Park Cowboys for the first time in decades. And we treat star athletes better 'cause they're better people. | permalink

Dr. Mephisto: With genetic engineering we can correct all of God's horrible mistakes, like German people. | permalink

Doctor: Very interesting...
Mortician: What is it, doc?
Doctor: Well, your temperature is only 55 degrees, you have no pulse, no heartbeat, and your eyes are all puffy and sticky...
Mortician: Oh no! You mean...?
Doctor: Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye.
(The mortician and his assistant both gasp in horror.)
Doctor: I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't wanna touch you.
Assistant: Oh, I'm so hungry, and all I can think about eating is...brains!
Doctor: Yeah, well, for God's sake, don't touch your eyes. I'll prescribe some antibiotics. | permalink

Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income. | permalink

Kyle: Officer Barbrady!
Officer Barbrady: What?
Kyle: Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?
Officer Barbrady: Yes. | permalink

Mr. Garrison: Now Damien, where are you from?
Damien: The seventh layer of Hell.
Mr. Garrison: That's nice. My mother was also born in Alabama. | permalink

Stan: Robert Smith is the greatest person who ever lived!
Jesus: Our saviour! | permalink

Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef? Is it Mephesto? Or that little monkey guy that follows him around? Or is it Mr. Garrison?
Jimbo: Nope. He's gay.
Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
Narrator: Is it Jimbo?
Jimbo: Daaagh!
Narrator: Or is it Officer Barbrady?
Officer Barbrady: Huh?! Where?!
Narrator: Or could it be Ned?
Ned: Could be.
Narrator: Or Mr. Broflovski??
Kyle: Dad, how could you?!
Narrator: Or is it the 1991 Denver Broncos? The answer is coming on an all-new South Park, in just four weeks.
Cartman: What?! Son of a bitch!! | permalink

On last night's episode of One Tree Hill, Brooke and Julian were forced to examine their hectic live; while Alex sets her eyes on Alexander.

As usual, the events were set to some catchy, appropriate singles. Review them all in our music selection and check out a sampling below:

• Wakey!Wakey! - "Brooklyn"
• Samantha Stollenwerck - "Carefree"
• J.R. Richards - "Far End of the Black"

Also, as usual, we loved the witty and/or profound One Tree Hill quotes uttered on "My Attendance is Bad But My Intentions Are Good." We've also listed a few examples of those below.

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In just two days, a tribe of heroic, veteran castaways will do battle with a tribe of manipulative villains on the special 20th edition of Survivor.

For weeks, we've been previewing each contestant on Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, but now it's time to assess the entire field. Who stands the best chance of walking away with $1 million and a rightful claim to the title of Best Survivor Player Ever?

Place your bets according to the following odds...

HEROES:

• Amanda Kimmel: 40-1. Look for her to team up with former China castmate James Clement
• Candice Woodcock: 200-1. “I think viewers are probably wondering, like, what I am doing here," she said.  So do her tribe mates.  Not good for her long term prospects.
• Cirie Fields: 60-1. Cirie will certainly make the merge, but there’s no way the villains will allow her to win.
• Colby Donaldson (pictured): 50-1. A Colby/JT alliance not only appears likely, but dominant.  Colby seems like he could get along with Boston Rob, too, if they both make it to the merge.

• JT  Thomas: 25-1. Despite being the winner of Survivor: Tocantins, it’s impossible to hate JT.  He’s sneaky good at the challenges.
• James Clement: 150-1. Though Erik from Fans vs. Favorites took away James Clement’s title as “dumbest Survivor ever,” he’s still not smart enough to win.
• Rupert Boneham: 100-1. A really likeable character who will work well with Tom Westman, but is too naïve to win the game.
• Stephanie LaGrossa: 30-1. An absolute competitor along the lines of JT and Colby, but without the stigma of being a dominant male.
• Jessica “Sugar” Kiper: 75-1. Fortunately for her, Candice and Cirie should take away some of the early pressure often put on females who are not performing in challenges.  Once she gets past that barrier, she’ll float under the radar.
• Tom Westman: 50-1. Though he was dominant in the challenges, Colby put it best: “I’m almost a decade older than the last time I did this.”  It hasn’t been a decade for Tom, but he isn’t getting any younger.

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Two people will get married to conclude this season of Bones. That much we know.

Of course, that still leaves the pesky question of: Who will it be?!?

Executive producer Hart Hanson would only tell TV Guide Magazine: “One of the four women in our cast will be getting married,” but he did size up the odds of each candidate...

Booth and Brennan?
“It would take a lot to get there, but it’s conceivable," said Hanson.
TV Fanatic Odds: 100-1.

Angela and Hodgins?
Said Michaela Conlin: “Although Wendell is turning out to be more than a roll in the hay, Angela is very in love with Hodgins and will eventually end up with him."
TV Fanatic Odds: 4-1.

Daisy and Sweets?
“These two are a hot-and-heavy couple,” said Hanson.
TV Fanatic Odds: 25-1.

Camille and... ?
“Cam will be meeting a love interest this season,” said Hanson.
TV Fanatic odds: 10-1.

WHO YOU THINK IT WILL BE?

CBS sitcoms, especially The Big Bang Theory, drew large audiences last night. On a completely opposite note, there was Heroes...

8 p.m.
House: 13.55 million viewers
The Bachelor: 11.6 million
How I Met Your Mother :10.1 million/Accidentally on Purpose: 9.2 million
Chuck: 6.6 million
One Tree Hill: 2.2 million

9 p.m.
Two and a Half Men: 17.55 million/The Big Bang Theory: 16.2 million
The Bachelor: 13.05 million
24: 10.2 million
Heroes season finale: 4.4 million
Life Unexpected: 2 million

10 p.m.
CSI: Miami: 13.5 million
Castle: 9.5 million

She's like a cockroach. A pretty, revenge-inspired cockroach.

Indeed, Georgina Sparks just won't go away. She's set to return to Gossip Girl later this season, as Michelle Trachtenberg herself confirms the re-emergence of this character on the May finale.

"I'm sure there'll be a big scandal," Trachtenberg told E! News. "She's back for vengeance."

Against whom? Who do you think?!?

The CW hit has been on hiatus for awhile, but viewers must remember that Georgina "was tricked and sent away," as Trachtenberg put it. "And that li'l lady certainly doesn't like to be tricked."

In other words: look out Blair!

What do you think, fans? Are you excited for Sparks to return? And, of course, for the show to do the same next month?

Ellen DeGeneres debut as a judge on American Idol tonight. Plan your viewing and DVR recording along with the following primetime schedule...

• 8:00 p.m. Welcome to American Idol, Ellen (Fox); An illegal trucking operation is a problem on NCIS (CBS); A new edition of The Biggest Loser: Couples (NBC).
• 9:00 p.m. The series premiere of Past Life (Fox); Kensi is shot on NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS); We focus on Kate during another episode of Lost (ABC).
• 10:00 p.m. Alicia defends an accused murderer on The Good Wife (CBS).