Welcome to the 95th edition of TVF's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!
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Now get ready to play this week's by checking out the Gossip Girl photo below, thinking up the best caption(s), then clicking "Comments" below and posting for all to enjoy.
As always, we will announce the winner next Friday. Best of luck ...
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23 Comments Welcome, Grey's Anatomy fans around the world, to the 201st edition of our Friday afternoon Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest. Who won last week's edition of this feature?
Click here to find out. Then leave caption(s) - as many as you like - as comments below. What could Owen and Cristina be saying? You tell us. We'll announce a winner next Friday.
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With so many great jokes lined up between the three storylines of this week's episode of 30 Rock, it was impossible not to love "Don Geiss, America and Hope."
The primary storyline belong to Jack as he tried to find his place in Kabletown (with a K) after their acquisition of NBC and Don Geiss' death. We've been especially loving this story the last couple weeks as it's based on two real world events: NBC being acquired by Comcast and Rip Torn going crazy.
The A story also led to some fantastic jokes including Don Geiss being frozen in carboninte like Han Solo and the LA-Phildelphia-Boston war from the teleconference. And, yes, we really want to know why the Japanese were wearing women's pajamas.
Meanwhile, the B story of Liz continuing to running into Wesley (Snipes) was definitely strong too. And really, we're kind of on Wesley's side here. A pasty British guy is a much better fit for the name, Wesley Snipes. Plus how can you not laugh at the pathetic Dentist comparing himself to her Cardiologist brother. "I've only killed on person!"
The weakest of the three storylines belonged to Tracy. We love the reverse-notion of what Tiger Woods did in concept, but the actual jokes as a result were just not that funny. Except for maybe Tracy offering Liz some succulent fruit.
Overall, the episode was definitely one of our favorite of the season. We're going to miss you Wesley. Hopefully we do get to see you during the May Sweeps. You know, spring cleaning in England. Really, how can a show have this many awesome meta jokes!?
Our favorite 30 Rock quotes are after the jump.
Andy Samberg guest starred on this week's episode of Parks and Recreation, but he was far from the funniest part of "Park Safety." Don't get us wrong, we're fans of Samberg on Saturday Night Live, but his character didn't necessarily click on Parks.
Samberg's role of Carl, the head park ranger, was a little too over the top for Parks, where characters may be ridiculous, but they're always believable. Carl definitely still made us laugh, but this episode belong to Jerry.
Well not so much Jerry himself, but the jokes made at his expense, and even the ones not made at his expense. We love the fact that the Parks and Recreation cast has become so fleshed out that an episode can be devoted around a minor-supporting character.
Meanwhile, all the violence against Jerry led Ron Swanson to not only speak Yiddish, but even set up a self defense class for the office. Of course, Ron F'ing Swaonson is a martial arts expert.
On everyone's favorite slow-moving love story, Ann seems to be hopping back in, making a tripple A love triangle. Seems only fitting with Paul Schneider's Mark leaving the show soon. We're definitely curious to see where this goes with Ann getting jealous.
Overall it was a great episode despite an only mediocre appearance by Samberg, and you can catch up with our favorite Parks and Recreation quotes after the jump.
It was the last day to add / drop classes at Greendale on this week's episode of Community, so the gang split up in their quest for the easy A. Don't ask why add / drop was so late in the season, but we're going to assume it's from NBC re-arranging episodes.
Jeff, Abed and Annie all headed to "Beginner Pottery" and the main storyline involved Jeff becoming insecure over a showoff in the class, Rich, clearly did not belong in a beginner class.
The story had some mandatory and hilarious Ghost references courtesy of the crazy teacher, played by guest star Tony Hale. Don't worry though, the jokes were in taste because they were written before Swayze died. Or something like that.
Overall, the story ended up getting a little sappy towards the end as it became about Jeff dealing with his insecurities stemming from over-nurturing mother. Still plenty of laughs.
The episode, however, belonged to Captain Shirley and her crew n what was possibly the most ridiculous premise yet on the show. The crew was manning a sail boat on a trailer in the parking lot.
The Glee spoilers are coming fast and furiously these days. Follow the preceding link to learn about storylines ahead on the second half of season one.
For most fans, the focus of what's to come is centered around the show's impending big guest stars. Foremost among them: Neil Patrick Harris.
"I have a terrific scene with Neil," star Jane Lynch tells KTV in the video below. "He plays a great, kind of has-been arrogant kind of character who used to be a glee clubber and now is all bitter about any musical dreams. And he's on the school board now and wants to cut the glee club and I'm of course in favor of that.
"I love [his character] at first, but then he turns on me."
As for Molly Shannon? Lynch says her character does something no one would think possible: "She makes [Sue] cry."
Lynch added:
"[She's] meaner than me and she is a floozy drunk who had to leave her last school for being inappropriate with the students. And she is the only person, probably on the planet, who can intimidate Sue Sylvester. At one point I tell her, Get out of my grill or I will kick you square in the vagina... she gets Sue's goat. She's the only one in the school that [Sue] cowers around."
Glee returns on April 13.
Diane Farr has nabbed a role on Desperate Housewives.
The former Rescue Me and Numb3rs star will guest star in a May sweeps episode. Expect the installment to flash back to Wisteria Lane in 2994 and feature the return of Brenda Strong as Mary Alice.
Farr will portray a woman “whose life has taken a bad turn since her husband left her 16 years earlier,” said an on-set source. “She has become a hard-drinking, abusive woman.”
We didn't exactly see this coming.
On April 29, Fringe will make like its Fox counterpart Glee and air a music-based episode. It will be titled "Overture."
“Oh, it’s gonna be a blast,” Lance Reddick told TV Guide Magazine. “It’s basically Walter telling a bedtime story to Olivia’s niece and so it has these extreme versions of [the cast].”
Among the developments ahead on the unique installment: Broyles will play the piano, Astrid will perform a song from “A Chorus Line,” and Olivia will vamp it up as a private eye... who gets serenaded.
“I sing a song to Olivia, which is certainly confusing,” said Blair Brown, who plays Nina Sharp.
This is an episode we most certainly have to see.
Last night on The Office, Michael was up to his childish ways - which was to be expected.
But, who would have guessed that the entire office would be split in two - sales people vs. everyone else?!
If we had to take a side in this week's episode - we would have to be on the side with everyone else. It is not fair that the sales people would make so much more just because they are doing their job.
Although, it was pretty funny when Stanley walked into the conference room all angry and upset that he has to fork over two percent of his pay check; only to be told that they accepted their piece offering of the sweets and nothing else. His creepy smile was hilarious. Got to love Stanley.
"New Leads" had us laughing out loud plenty of times. How great is it that Darryl is now in a suit? And has a pretty sweet office? We can't wait to see what silly antics he will get himself into now that he is part of the big boys.
Off topic, what is the heck does he do anyway? What's his job title? And will he ever go back to the shipping department downstairs?
We missed the crazy antics between Jim and Dwight this week (how great was the mega desk!?), yet it was nice to see Dwight and Michael go at it. We didn't really understand why such a battle took place or how they managed to end it with taking a thrown out bean bag home...it must just be part of their quirky relationship!?
Our favorite part of the episode was the first kiss scene!
How cute is Andy? Erin gets on our nerves just a bit, but Andy is totally head over heels in love with her! How funny was it when he thought Erin hid his leads in her lady parts?!
And the best thing about them is that they really fit well together! When Andy told her that she was the nicest girl he's ever known - wow, it really melted our hearts - even despite it being at a dump! We know these two are in for so many awkward moments together.
Jim and Pam can't keep their baby hidden forever! Bring her to the office guys!
Overall, we thought last night was a pretty good follow up to last week's craziness. What did you guys think? Do you think that Andy and Erin have what it takes to make it? Leave us your comments below!
We leave you with a few of our favorite The Office quotes after the jump!
Ashley Tisdale is returning to the small screen.
The actress, best known for her role as Sharpay Evans on High School Musical, has joined the cast of Hellcats, an upcoming pilot on The CW. She'll play Sierra, the captain of a college cheerleading team.
Aly Michalka is also set to star.
Tisdale's character is described by the network as"peppy and fiercely intense." She'll join forces with Aly's Marti in order to help The Hellcats win a championship.
The show has an impressive pedigree: It is executive produced by Tom Welling of Smallville and Kevin Murphy of Caprica.
