We don't wanna ruin anything against the will of General Hospital fans, so read the following spoilers for the week at your own peril...

• Elizabeth (Rebecca Herbst) takes her sons to the park, but two goons approach with intent to scare her to death in the name of her connection to Jason.

• Sam (Kelly Monaco) hires Lucky as her personal bodyguard - and warms him up with a smack on the lips.

• Anna teaches Robin about life.

• Ric gears up to imprison Kate.

• Carly (Laura Wright) and Jax face the wrath of Irina.

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