Last night's episode of The Bachelor defied comprehension, even after 13 seasons of watching this crap. A few highlights and observations before we give you the rundown:

1. Some of these girls are seriously insane, catty, backstabbing b!tches, even by the high standards set forth by this program from 2002-present.
2. Jason Mesnick may actually be getting hotter each episode.
3. The girl we believe to be the winner certainly held her own.
4. A chick actually puked from anxiety - yet got a rose anyway!

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