All should have been in air quotes.

To be honest, last night's recap episode of The Bachelor was so useless, we can't believe it was two hours long, or even aired at all for that matter.

Milking the show for all it's worth, we suppose.

The vanquished women were in attendance and Jason Mesnick was on the hot seat, though much of the show was painfully boring or commercials.

The most memorable moment came when Jillian Harris called Jason out on saying his first kiss with Melissa Rycroft was unlike any he'd experienced in a long time. He had just kissed Jillian one day before, of course. Snap!

That was really the only highlight, but if you want the full rundown, you can read about everything you missed in this Bachelor episode guide.

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