Seriously, America, what hold does Michael Irvin have over you?

Despite another lackluster performance from the football legend, he'll stick around to bore audiences again next week. That's because viewers voted off two different celebrities last night, as the show said goodbye to Melissa Joan Hart and Louie Vito.

"That's the game," said the actress, tacking a nationwide guilt trip on to her reaction: "It's tough, I was hoping to make it one more week. My husband was coming next week with my kids."

Said Vito:

"It's a lot harder than it looks, dealing with frustration, nerves, because you're doing something you're not comfortable with in front of millions of people. Every day I got out there and danced, I was proud of myself just for getting out there."

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