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ERIC NORTHMAN: "Well if you two have finished eye-fucking each other,can we go?"
Caroline: I'm so horny all the time!
Tyler: I knew it! If vampires and werewolves existed, it was just a matter of time until someone discovered a Unicorn running around Mystic Falls.
Caroline: My Milkshake brings all the wolfs that are hard...
Caroline(starts singing): "My cup...my cup...saying what's up to my cup...my cup...more of a friend that a silly wolf...my cup...you know what it is...saying what's up to my cup...pahhh
Tyler: Brit...erm Caroline, it's supposed to be 'silly pup'.
Eye sex? In HIGH OVERDRIVE
Caroline: why dont i just rip off your shirt and head to the bedroom.
Tyler: i want get drunk first
Tyler: Cant we just skip to the scene where... you know...
Tyler: I don't think those cups will give much protection
Caroline : OK, we know its gonna happen later on in this episode, can't we just do it right here, right now ?
T: Listen, Caroline...if you want this relationship to work, you need to stop with the Twilight comparisons.
C: But Taylor Lautner is hot! I mean, you look just like him right now! If YOU want this relationship to work, you need to start with the no-tshirt policy.
T: So...aren't you worried about something happening at Elena's party? Stefan returning, someone coming back from the dead, Damon and Elena finally getting together after all this time?
C: No. Why would I be?
T: Well this party is going to have a bunch of loose out of control kids, a werewolf, vampires, and lots of legal and illegal substances. I mean, anybody would say this is the perfect situation for trouble.
C: Nah, it's TVD. I have a better chance of being shot in the back by your mom.
Gossip Girl: Be careful, C, one thing about making a deal with the devil, He always comes to collect.
Catherine - forget two girls one cup, this is one girl, many cups. And blood. You know cause I'm a vampire. Its kinda my thang. Cups. Blood. General Menace. st cetera.
Tyler - Fuck me.
Tyler: What are you doing?
Caroline: The Founders party's tonight.
Tyler: THAT WAS ALMOST TWO SEASONS AGO!
Tyler: I love you Caroline.
Caroline: Who Died and made you King Of ANything.
Tyler: Sara bareilles :)
Tyler: okay im always horny
Caroline:so am i
(tyle's eyes widen)
Caroline: Lets fuck
Caroline: Hey Tyler, you are...... you are UP!
Tyler: Ya, coz I am horny all the time.
Caroline:That slut is your date????
Tyler: I told you I am horny.
Caroline:oh yeah!!!(bad mood)
Caroline: its nothing.just some vampire thing.you know"emotions heightened blah blah
Tyler: well I have that too.
Caroline: well, ummm.....maybe you get lucky tonight.
Tyler: I already told you I'm horny, so could you stop fiddling with those cups like that.
Caroline: Wait, I thought your favorite color is red!
Tyler: Red makes me horny. But it's not my favorite color.
"Hunny get the scissors and cut the strings. I figure we can have a phone in every room by the end of the day!"
I'm gone for two days, and you turn our home into a real live frat house. So where are you hiding the keg?""
"I know they're silo cups, but Kmart sold them with the curtains and chairs as a full set"
"My inlaws get the good china, your inlaws get the well...
Tyler: So . . . You gonna watch "Gossip Girl" on Monday?
Caroline: Yeah . . . I wonder who Blair will end up with this season?
Tyler: I'm rooting for Chuck, personally.
i like the series,they really have great characters that i cant miss watching especially the 'double gang'
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