The Vampire Diaries

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"Graduation"

Thu, May 16

The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 78 Comments (Page 2)

37 Comments

  1. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    ERIC NORTHMAN: "Well if you two have finished eye-fucking each other,can we go?"

  2. TVDAllison

    Caroline: I'm so horny all the time!
    Tyler: I knew it! If vampires and werewolves existed, it was just a matter of time until someone discovered a Unicorn running around Mystic Falls.

  3. vampireXdiaries

    Caroline: My Milkshake brings all the wolfs that are hard...

  4. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Caroline(starts singing): "My cup...my cup...saying what's up to my cup...my cup...more of a friend that a silly wolf...my cup...you know what it is...saying what's up to my cup...pahhh
    Tyler: Brit...erm Caroline, it's supposed to be 'silly pup'.

  5. MrsBass (aka Jov)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Caroline: *crickets*
    Tyler: *crickets*

    Eye sex? In HIGH OVERDRIVE

  6. xoxo_lost_girl
    Rank: Extra

    Caroline: why dont i just rip off your shirt and head to the bedroom.
    Tyler: i want get drunk first

  7. Kins1984
    Rank: New User

    Tyler: Cant we just skip to the scene where... you know...

  8. xxEster
    Rank: Guest Star

    Tyler: I don't think those cups will give much protection

  9. sweetbutterfly
    Rank: Extra

    Caroline : OK, we know its gonna happen later on in this episode, can't we just do it right here, right now ?

  10. BbGunlvr1012

    T: Listen, Caroline...if you want this relationship to work, you need to stop with the Twilight comparisons.
    C: But Taylor Lautner is hot! I mean, you look just like him right now! If YOU want this relationship to work, you need to start with the no-tshirt policy.

  11. BbGunLvr1012

    T: So...aren't you worried about something happening at Elena's party? Stefan returning, someone coming back from the dead, Damon and Elena finally getting together after all this time?
    C: No. Why would I be?
    T: Well this party is going to have a bunch of loose out of control kids, a werewolf, vampires, and lots of legal and illegal substances. I mean, anybody would say this is the perfect situation for trouble.
    C: Nah, it's TVD. I have a better chance of being shot in the back by your mom.

  12. l'amour fou (elly)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Gossip Girl: Be careful, C, one thing about making a deal with the devil, He always comes to collect.

  13. CJ

    Catherine - forget two girls one cup, this is one girl, many cups. And blood. You know cause I'm a vampire. Its kinda my thang. Cups. Blood. General Menace. st cetera.

    Tyler - Fuck me.

  14. I love Damon

    Tyler: What are you doing?
    Caroline: The Founders party's tonight.
    Tyler: THAT WAS ALMOST TWO SEASONS AGO!
    Caroline: Oh....
    -----------------------
    Tyler: I love you Caroline.
    Caroline: What?
    ----------------------
    Caroline: Who Died and made you King Of ANything.
    Tyler: Sara bareilles :)

  15. Rebecca

    Tyler: okay im always horny
    Caroline:so am i
    (tyle's eyes widen)
    Tyler:soo..
    Caroline: Lets fuck
    (tyler smirks)

  16. xoxoK

    Caroline: Hey Tyler, you are...... you are UP!
    Tyler: Ya, coz I am horny all the time.

  17. Bruce

    Caroline:That slut is your date????
    Tyler: I told you I am horny.
    Caroline:oh yeah!!!(bad mood)
    Tyler:what???
    Caroline: its nothing.just some vampire thing.you know"emotions heightened blah blah
    Tyler: well I have that too.
    Caroline: well, ummm.....maybe you get lucky tonight.

  18. Kristi

    Tyler: I already told you I'm horny, so could you stop fiddling with those cups like that.

  19. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Caroline: Wait, I thought your favorite color is red!
    Tyler: Red makes me horny. But it's not my favorite color.

  20. isaac

    "Hunny get the scissors and cut the strings. I figure we can have a phone in every room by the end of the day!"

  21. isaac

    I'm gone for two days, and you turn our home into a real live frat house. So where are you hiding the keg?""

  22. isaac

    "I know they're silo cups, but Kmart sold them with the curtains and chairs as a full set"

  23. isaac

    "My inlaws get the good china, your inlaws get the well...

  24. Katherine

    Tyler: So . . . You gonna watch "Gossip Girl" on Monday?
    Caroline: Yeah . . . I wonder who Blair will end up with this season?
    Tyler: I'm rooting for Chuck, personally.

  25. Male Hadad

    i like the series,they really have great characters that i cant miss watching especially the 'double gang'


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