ERIC NORTHMAN: "Well if you two have finished eye-fucking each other,can we go?"
Caroline: I'm so horny all the time!
Tyler: I knew it! If vampires and werewolves existed, it was just a matter of time until someone discovered a Unicorn running around Mystic Falls.
Caroline: My Milkshake brings all the wolfs that are hard...
Caroline(starts singing): "My cup...my cup...saying what's up to my cup...my cup...more of a friend that a silly wolf...my cup...you know what it is...saying what's up to my cup...pahhh
Tyler: Brit...erm Caroline, it's supposed to be 'silly pup'.
Eye sex? In HIGH OVERDRIVE
Caroline: why dont i just rip off your shirt and head to the bedroom.
Tyler: i want get drunk first
Tyler: Cant we just skip to the scene where... you know...
Tyler: I don't think those cups will give much protection
Caroline : OK, we know its gonna happen later on in this episode, can't we just do it right here, right now ?
T: Listen, Caroline...if you want this relationship to work, you need to stop with the Twilight comparisons.
C: But Taylor Lautner is hot! I mean, you look just like him right now! If YOU want this relationship to work, you need to start with the no-tshirt policy.
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