T: So...aren't you worried about something happening at Elena's party? Stefan returning, someone coming back from the dead, Damon and Elena finally getting together after all this time?
C: No. Why would I be?
T: Well this party is going to have a bunch of loose out of control kids, a werewolf, vampires, and lots of legal and illegal substances. I mean, anybody would say this is the perfect situation for trouble.
C: Nah, it's TVD. I have a better chance of being shot in the back by your mom.
Gossip Girl: Be careful, C, one thing about making a deal with the devil, He always comes to collect.
Catherine - forget two girls one cup, this is one girl, many cups. And blood. You know cause I'm a vampire. Its kinda my thang. Cups. Blood. General Menace. st cetera.
Tyler - Fuck me.
Tyler: What are you doing?
Caroline: The Founders party's tonight.
Tyler: THAT WAS ALMOST TWO SEASONS AGO!
Tyler: I love you Caroline.
Caroline: Who Died and made you King Of ANything.
Tyler: Sara bareilles :)
Tyler: okay im always horny
Caroline:so am i
(tyle's eyes widen)
Caroline: Lets fuck
Caroline: Hey Tyler, you are...... you are UP!
Tyler: Ya, coz I am horny all the time.
Caroline:That slut is your date????
Tyler: I told you I am horny.
Caroline:oh yeah!!!(bad mood)
Caroline: its nothing.just some vampire thing.you know"emotions heightened blah blah
Tyler: well I have that too.
Caroline: well, ummm.....maybe you get lucky tonight.
Tyler: I already told you I'm horny, so could you stop fiddling with those cups like that.
Caroline: Wait, I thought your favorite color is red!
Tyler: Red makes me horny. But it's not my favorite color.
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