Catherine: Ladies and Gentleman, Seattle Grace/Mercy West's man-whore, Mark Sloan!
Mark: -stands- Wait... what?
Arizona: He's got my vote.
Alex: -hears "seriously"- Izzie?
Alex: Shh.. I'm trying to listen to Sloan
Mark: And that is why, I Mark Sloan, am the best choice for being your first time.
Arizona: Ha. Right.
Mark: you know what? I am sick of everybody putting crap on plastics. I an going to stand and make a point. I have a point.
Mark: thanks, I like the support.
Callie: what?! Doctor Avery is amazing, she is doing a.... You know m.... Transplant.
Mark: this is sad, want to go to an on call room?
Mark: good, I was thinking how.....
Callie: *interrupting* I get to watch tv tonight.
Mark: Are you serious? how many of you have seen my penis?
Mark: She is making it really hard for me to stay abstinent!
Mark: My name is Mark and I am 29 days abstinent!
Mark: Is that my penis?
Mark: So let me get this straight, someone is going to have a better penis than me?
Mark: I resent that statement everyone here will agree I have an awesome penis!
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