"CAN YOU MEND EVERYTHING? INCLUDING BROKEN HEARTS!"
Mark: My name is Mark, and I'm a nymphomaniac.
Group: Hello Mark!
Arizona (to Teddy): He knows it's satyriasis for guys right?
Teddy (to Arizona): Just Smile and clap.
Karev: ...Who's poking me!?
Mark: Wait, what's hamptonsexposed.com has to do with us?
Mark; Mines bigger than that!!
Callie; Not difficult really Mark!!
Arizona; Please Stop talking, both of you stop talking!!
Mark: Well I survived a broken penis. It's mended now. I'm fully recovered. Hence my daughter Sophia! I'm a proud man!
Teddy: So anyway, my life is great! Henry and I are great! My job is great! Did I tell you? We're trying to get pregnant!
Arizona: That's fantastic news! *thinking* Somebody needs to tell Bailey to smack this woman!
Sloan - Once this transplant is complete, I would like to assist in the rehabilitation of this patient..you know..to make sure heâ€™s using the penis properly and not embarrassing the rest of us.
Encouraged by the thunderous applause Sloan continues..Because having a penis is a privilegeâ€¦and itâ€™s a privilege that should not be abusedâ€¦unless itâ€™s consensual (said with a wink).
Sloan: Hi, I'm Mark.....
Everyone: Hello Mark
Sloan: ..... and I'm a surgeryholic.
Sloan - Due to the fact that I've slept with just about everyone in this room...and am now in a long-term relationship with a lesbian...I would like to donate my penis for this transplant operation.
The audience explodes with applause.
Mark: This penis transplant is a good idea, Dr. Avery. After Lexie's finished with your son, he's going to need a new one.
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