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Wow. I would have bet money that you were heartless. Go figure.
Cristina: "Told you. Bieber fever."
Karev: "Do not resuscitate. Do you hear me? DNR."
Alex: these comics about surgeons aren't very funny
Cristina: you telling me, half the stuff it says in here has actually happened
Alex: Wow, I have no heart.
Cristina: You can say that again.
Alex: This doesn't make any sense. My EKG looks as though my heart is playing 'jingle bells'.
Christina: Wow. Who would've thought that the biggest ass in the hospital has such a big heart too?
Christina - Well...it's official. Where your heart should be there's a jelly donut.
Alex - Hmmm. What'd know. That could be the reason my cholesterol is so high.
Christina - Yeah! That's what you should be worried about.
Alex: Karma is a bitch! i shouldn't have told on Meredith...now shes lost her baby and i'm going to die!
Christina: Ya you shouldn't have done that...
Alex: So your telling me I am pregnant?
Christina: looks like it.
Alex: Is it a boy or a girl?
Christina: Too soon to tell. Good luck with that!
Cristina: "Wow, she looks great!"
Alex: "That's why we used to call her Dr. Model."
Alex: "I'm telling you, these Aztec drawings are the key to breaking the Sun and the Moon Curse."
Cristina: "They just seem fake to me."
Alex: "They can't be. We couldn't have been lead to believe some Aztec crap for months!"
Cristina: You're pregnant
Alex: I'm not pregnant
Cristina: You really want to die without anyone knowing you're pregnant?
Alex: I'm not pregnant!
Cristina: You really want to die a liar?
Alex: I'm not dying!!!
Even after betraying Meredith,this EKG proves I may not be heartless after all.
Alex: So I'm actually a woman...
Alex: So I'm actually a woman....
Alex: why do you get a room in the new house... mine just says guest?
christina: Maybe its because im not gonna bring slutty girls their and shake the whole house and give someone else syphilis, it was bad enough when you gave it to george, but mer? Derek would kill you.
Alex: I said I wanted to take the LEAD in an episode - not have "LEADS" in an episode!
Cristina- is it syphilis again?
Alex-.... no.... im p-p-p-pregnant!
Look this! My contract... Now, I'll stay! What about you, Sandra?
Can I just say that Alex needs more shirtless scenes. The dude is hot!
Alex: hmm. I was a lot slimmer at the beginning of season six when I carried that baby to feel my warmth. What's going on?
Cristina: um...you drink beer like no tomorrow! You're getting fat.
Alex: is that a...
Alex: Huh..... I am a sex addict this sure explains a lot!
Alex: SO its my heart in the box?
Cristina: Stop being so dramatic, you have been heartless for a while.
Alex: I always thought I would be a dad......just not like this!
Cristina: Huh, apparently heartless is a medical condition.