Melissa Schemmenti

Melissa Schemmenti is a second-grade teacher at Abbott Elementary. She may or may not have connections to the world of organized crime.

Melissa is played by Lisa Ann Walter.

Melissa Schemmenti Quotes

Ava: Why don't you look better?
Gregory: Because this is a modest panel of educators speaking mostly to fellow educators on a Tuesday. I'm dressed appropriately.
Melissa: Maybe for a Monday.

Janine: I just love this school so much!
Melissa: Yes, that's your defining characteristic.

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Abbott Elementary Quotes

He fine. Can I have your fake brother's real number? I'd like to climb that family tree.

Ava

Student: Mr. Eddie, I accidentally brought my seed to my mouth and accidentally ate it.
Gregory: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
Student: Yes
Gregory: Ok, let's go to the nurse.

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