"Gossip Girl Producer teases hungry Siberian Tiger" - that would be an interesting headline.
"Don't you wish your grandma was hot like me?"
None of the above. How about Tracey and Kenneth from 30 Rock, or Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan from The Trip?
Blair: Have you shrunk? I'm sure I was a few inches shorter than you when we ruined that piano.
Chuck: I am a new man, promise.
I agree with Flora, clearly everyone voting for Damon & Elena and Chuck & Blair are changing their names to make multiple votes. I personally vote for Joey and Pacey.
Serena: Do you think David O. Russell would like me better in a lower cut top?
Serena: Your hair looks strange blonde, you should wear it darker like that chick from The War at Home.
"Stunner", "shocking"? Are our entertainment hacks on the take from Safran and the CW?
JS: "Hype up our lame pregnancy storyline and we'll give you riches?"
Ausiello: "You mean your shocking pregnancy storyline?"
JS: "Bingo!" *Hands over family-sized pizza*
Blair: Sorry Serena, but for some bizarre reason I just can't take my anger out on Chuck. You'll have to do. Dan's next.
Nate: I'll happily call you Serena. You should consider a boob-job though...
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