I know, this stuff has been going so long it's getting hilarious! JANE AND LISBON DID WHAT? OH, WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Yep! That's what I said too. They referenced wears Waldo, they didn't even have a Waldo. So we were looking for nothing.
Yeah! Cause you know what would happen the next time Lisbon saw Jane......
She would knock him to the floor and straddle him, then with left hand, the one he put the ring on; she'd grab him around his neck and say, I want you to blink once for no and twice for yes. Do you get that Jane? Jane would then blink twice! Then Lisbon would ask, are you SCARED? Then Jane would try and keep up appearances and he blinks once. Lisbon says WHAT with her teeth clinched together and then gives his NECK a little SQUEEZE. Jane then blinks twice and nods his head up and down. Lisbon then asks Jane if he sorry for flirting with Kim, Erica, Kyrstal and sleeping with Lorelei? Jane blinks twice and you can tell by the look in his eyes that he's truly sorry.
Lisbon slowly releases her grip and gets up, glares at Jane and leaves for the local bar where she trashes Jane with her girlfriends.
In the meantime Jane is rubbing his neck and decides to call Cho and whine about what Lisbon did to him. What Jane didn't know was that Lisbon tapped his phone.
So when Jane dialed out Lisbon's phone rang. She excused herself from the conversation with her friends and began listening to Jane's conversation with Cho. Just when Jane gets ready to call Lisbon a crazy....#$%&!, Lisbon chimes in and says, oh, yeah! That's what I am, huh? I'll see YOU in a few minutes JANE!
Then you see Jane running down the street in slow motion with a look of terror on his face! Cut to the island where Jane has been hiding for two months, sending Lisbon letters and asking for her forgiveness. Then one day as he is starring Roger in the face again he decides to call Lisbon.
Lisbon answers, Jane says, not many people can truly say that they are sorry for what they've done. But I am Lisbon and it hurts. Lisbon doesn't say a word and Jane responds, Lisbon, Tereza, Red John was even this hard. Lisbon asks Jane has he learned his lesson and Jane, BLINKS TWICE! :-D
Lisbon did get very jealous of Flynn.
@Rationalgal, I think you might be right about the relationship with Jane and Lisbon. If they do have one, it will have to be presented in a very graceful way, otherwise it will seem trashy. Just Passing was so right about how Jane has done himself sexually over the years. That just gave me the giggles when I saw her post. It was the perfect summation of how he has acted over the years. There would be no graceful way to have him romance Lisbon without it seeming silly, unless as you say, they do it off screen. They are going to have to ease into what ever they're going to do with this relationship because, potentially......THEY COULD END UP BLOWING IT!
I hope you know, I'm just kidding, being silly this am! It just kinda fit! I know you were thinking it! :-D
LOL! IF IT WERE ME AND BAKER, I'D COP A FEEL FOR SURE! HELL WOULDN'T YOU!
THEY'D YELL CUT AND I'D BE ASKING FOR A RE-SHOOT. I ALWAYS TRY TO DO MY BEST!B-)
Wow! You said a mouth full, this site is getting better the the show. THE MENTALIST REVIEW 2.0!
YOU WILL FIND NO RED CAPETS HERE, SO DON'T GET DRESSED! IT'S JUST A NAKED REVIEW! RATED T......For TELLING it like it IS!
Rigspelt had the right type of relationship, it is normal and believable. This stuff the writers are cooking up for Jane / Lisbon and anyone who comes ten feet in their direction is starting to get a little played out. He teases her, he plays with her, he hugs her, he has a deeply profound love for her, he can't live without her, he's always in her personal business and what ever else I might have forgotten. I get it, he's been busy for six years. What's his problem now. I'm not TV14 years old, I know what should happen in an adult relationship. The writers need to S**t or get off the pot. They are writing the characters like they're two goofy teenagers or two individuals on crack. There is no mystery to this. Either yes they will or no they won't. I can't say that I know of any relationships that took ten years to develop. What ever they are trying to do is boring the crap of of me.
They dangled the Red John carrot, okay, it was fun!!!!.........it was 6 years worth but it was fun.
Ah...I hope they don't think they can pull that again. They're going so slow, our great, great, great, great, great grandchildren will have to finish the Mentalist for us. Never mind Lisbon and Jane. I'm not getting any younger! I want to know how this ends before I have to start taking pills that may or may not help me remember why I was watching this show in the first place.
I can see it all now, my kids will wheel me to the tv set, just to get rid of me of course. Then this is what will transpire: hey ma, ain't this the show you use to like? I'll respond huh? Who? Ma, Jane told Lisbon she could ride around in the airstream with him til somebody better comes along. My pill will have kicked in and I'll say, yeah, yeah! Patrick Jane, wow! They're really moving it along now huh?
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Thanks Just Passing! It made me laugh really hard when I thought of it. You got it! The writers play and tease the script so much that Entwife's comment on the sunset scene made me think of it. Jane just dumped Lisbon off at the beach and he seemed like he was going back to the car to get a ring. To me Lisbon looked like she was expecting it, then he just drives away. That was so mean. Then all the talk about Fischer, Jane getting together and Lisbon being cut out. Then I thought about how Jane always seems to trash Lisbon in the most critical moments. She sticks by his side, goes along with his crap and in the end he's running off somewhere.......and after that, he's apologizing, saying their partners. It just seemed so fitting for his character. At this point he has no reason to be with anyone except for Lisbon, if he is being true. Nobody is that lost, especially when their suppose to be so intelligent. The writers are really pushing it to the max! I'm like, come on guys, REALLY!
Comment modified at February 27, 2014 07:53
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