Cristina: I prefer having these weird threesomes in your bed, Mer.
Blair: Blindfolding me won't erase the sex video I saw of you and Serena, Dan. You need a new plan!
Paul: Even my photoshop skills are better than this picture. Jeez, it's truly time for a new episode.
Paul: No, truly I don't know! I do not know why you all are supposed to caption a picture that is obviously photoshopped.
Ed: So... You got married, huh?
Music in the background: Never let me go, never let me go.
Damon: But brother, don't you know it? You and I are the true love story of this show!
Bonnie: Why do I always have to go in first?
Caroline: Because you can't die! Otherwise Julie can't use spells to change the rules and make storylines work.
All: Oh no angry fans! Run, Shonda, run!
Eric: Screw this, I'm out of here.
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